Claude Piéplu credited as playing...
Colonel
- Colonel: Marijuana isn't a drug. Look at what goes on in Vietnam. From the general down to the private, they all smoke.
- Simone Thévenot: As a result, once a week they bomb their own troops.
- Colonel: If they bomb their own troops, they must have their reasons.
- Rafael Acosta: If I weren't your guest tonight, I would demand satisfaction.
- Colonel: I didn't realize that such customs of chivalry still existed in your country of half savages.
- Rafael Acosta: Monsieur, you've just insulted the Republic of Miranda.
- Colonel: If you ask me, the Republic of Miranda is one great big dunghill.
- Rafael Acosta: And me? I shit on your army. Every last soldier.
- Henri Sénéchal: The ambassador's a charming man. I don't under...
- Colonel: The ambassador's a cad and I treated him like one!