Kenneth Connor credited as playing...
Mr. Tidey
- Mr. Tidey: Well, what's happened?
- Matron: I'm afraid it was another false alarm, Mr Tidey. You may as well go back to work.
- Mr. Tidey: Go back to work? It was due three weeks ago.
- Mr. Tidey: Well I'm sorry but babies tend to arrive when they feel like it. There's nothing we can do about it.
- Mr. Tidey: That's a fine state of affairs, innit eh? We'd soon be in a right old mess if we ran the railways like that.
- Matron: I was under the impression that you did.