Terry Scott credited as playing...
Dr. Prodd
- Dr. Prodd: Name, please?
- Miss Smethurst: Smethurst.
- Dr. Prodd: Oh yes, I have some good news for you, Mrs Smethurst.
- Miss Smethurst: Miss Smethurst.
- Dr. Prodd: Oh, in that case I have some bad news for you.
- Dr. Prodd: Mrs. Tucker, isn't it? Now what can I do for you?
- Mrs. Tucker: Well, I came to see you three months ago, because I was a little bit worried about my husband being able to have a baby.
- Dr. Prodd: Yes, that's right, he's a bit older than you, isn't he?
- Mrs. Tucker: Eighty-eight.
- Dr. Prodd: Yes.
- Mrs. Tucker: Well, if you remember, you suggested it might be a good idea to take in a lodger, you know, someone nearer my own age.
- Dr. Prodd: [uncomfortably] Yes, well, purely off the record, of course.
- Mrs. Tucker: Well, it worked! I'm pregnant.
- Dr. Prodd: Oh! What about your husband?
- Mrs. Tucker: Oh, he's tickled pink.
- Dr. Prodd: And what about the lodger?
- Mrs. Tucker: Well, that's the trouble. She's pregnant too!