Radner Muratov credited as playing...
Vasya - Vasiliy Alibabayevich
- Vasily Alibabayevich: [Reading Khmyr's child's letter] Dear dad! When mom and I found out that you were in jail, we got very excited. And mom also got very excited because we thought you were dead. Mom kept telling me that you were a test pilot.
- Fedya Yermakov: He's a thief pilot, stole everybody's money and blamed it on a cab driver.
- Vasily Alibabayevich: I'm an animal. Stole the money from children. Robbed the preschool.
- Fedya Yermakov: Just look at him.
- [Turning to Vasya]
- Fedya Yermakov: When you were mixing gasoline with donkey urine at your gas station, weren't you an animal then?
- Vasily Alibabayevich: That was gasoline. And these are children.
- Troshkin; Dotsent: Vassia... Gavrila Petrovich... Fedya... Comrades! A brand new year is beginning, and I hope that in this year everything will be brand new for you! We can't tell what's in the cards, but I want you to know that wherever you are, wherever I am, I will always remember you, men. And believe me, I'll find you. Just a minute... I'll be right back. Just a second...
- Fedya Yermakov: Where's he going?
- Khmyr: The devil only knows... You can never tell with him.
- Fedya Yermakov: I know what he meant. He said he'd find us, and he'd bleed us, too.
- Vasily Alibabayevich: You mean he'll bleed us to death?
- Fedya Yermakov: No other way. Look what they say he did to Pockface! Took his razor and swish! Curtains!
- Vasily Alibabayevich: Nothing but a wild beast, a hyena!
- Troshkin; Dotsent: I know a good game called Cities. I start and say Tula, then you pick one that begins with A, Astrakhan. Then you think N, Novgorod. You got it? It's now your turn, Fedya.
- Fedya Yermakov: Why me?
- Troshkin; Dotsent: Name a city that starts with D.
- Fedya Yermakov: Vorkuta.
- Troshkin; Dotsent: Vorkuta? Why?
- Fedya Yermakov: I did time there.
- Troshkin; Dotsent: All right. You name a city starting with A.
- Vasily Alibabayevich: Dzhambul.
- Troshkin; Dotsent: Dzhambul? Why Dzhambul?
- Vasily Alibabayevich: Because it's warm there. There's my home and my old mama.
- Troshkin; Dotsent: All right. I think I know a better game.