Raquel Welch credited as playing...
Hannie Caulder
- Hannie Caulder: Thank you Sheriff.
- [turns to leave]
- Sheriff Moody: Any time.
- Sheriff Moody: [slaps her on the butt] Any time at all.
- Hannie Caulder: [turns back to him] If you weren't the Sheriff, I'd call one.
- Sheriff Moody: Your bottom's wet.
- Hannie Caulder: So's your chin.
- Sheriff Lee: Damn it, woman! You didn't have to cut him in half, did ya?
- Hannie Caulder: Both halves match, don't they?
- Hannie Caulder: I'll make it worth your while.
- Thomas Luther Price: I don't see no pockets in that blanket.
- Hannie Caulder: I wasn't talking about money.
- Thomas Luther Price: Well, I'll be damned. You do want somebody killed bad, don't you?
- Sheriff Lee: You're a hard woman, Hannie Caulder.
- Hannie Caulder: Like the man said: there aren't any hard women, only soft men.
- Rufus Clements: Just drop the damn bottle.
- Hannie Caulder: [with her back turned to Rufus] Hello, Rufus.
- Rufus Clements: I heard you got real smart since we saw you last.
- Hannie Caulder: Funny, I didn't hear the same thing about you.
- Thomas Luther Price: [after knocking Hannie down] You wouldn't by any chance be married to a no-good bastard with a price on his head, would you?
- Hannie Caulder: You're a bounty hunter?
- Thomas Luther Price: I am.
- Hannie Caulder: You kill men for money?
- Thomas Luther Price: You know a better reason?
- Hannie Caulder: Yes, I do...
- Thomas Luther Price: [as Hannie gets up] Your man ran off with a... painted lady?
- Hannie Caulder: I wish he had.
- [turns around, walks away]
- Hannie Caulder: The way you shoot that gun, can you teach me?
- Thomas Luther Price: What for? You wanna kill somebody?
- Hannie Caulder: [looks back sharply] Yeah...!
- Thomas Luther Price: Horseshit. You couldn't go off and leave a man on the cold ground last night.
- Hannie Caulder: I'll learn.
- Thomas Luther Price: You'll forget, is what you'll do. Whatever it is that happened to you... you'll forget it.
- Hannie Caulder: The hell I will...!
- Thomas Luther Price: I don't know what your troubles are, lady, and I don't give a damn... but whatever it is, you can't solve it with a six-shooter.
- Hannie Caulder: In other words, you won't help me?
- Thomas Luther Price: Yeah, that's it.
- Thomas Luther Price: [handing Hannie a pair of pants] Here, put them on. You got about as much on underneath that blanket as my horse.
- [Hannie starts to pull them on]
- Thomas Luther Price: My name's Price. Thomas... Luther... Price.
- Hannie Caulder: Mine's Mrs... . mine's Hannie. Caulder.
- Thomas Luther Price: All right. Then let's get goin', Hannie Caulder.
- Hannie Caulder: Where to?
- Thomas Luther Price: Mexico. There's a... gunmaker there.
- Hannie Caulder: Gunmaker?
- Thomas Luther Price: Well, I can't very well teach you to shoot without one, can I?
- Thomas Luther Price: You don't mind riding double with a dead man?
- [indicating his second horse carrying a dead body]
- Hannie Caulder: I don't mind.
- Sheriff Lee: You know, you'd be doin' me a big favor, Miss Caulder, if you'd just git yourself right the hell outta my town before some innocent people get caught in your crossfire.
- Hannie Caulder: I wonder why you didn't say the same to the Clements?
- Sheriff Lee: They weren't bothering nobody, they were just ridin' around bein' wanted. You're shootin' the hell outta the place!
- Hannie Caulder: Get up! Strap it on!
- Frank Clemens: Can I put my pants on?
- Hannie Caulder: You're not gonna need them for long.
- Frank Clemens: What the hell's this all about?
- Hannie Caulder: I'm gonna kill ya.
- Frank Clemens: Hmmm, hmmm, ha, ha, ha
- Thomas Luther Price: If I was to teach you the gun, you'd then go out and get your ass blowed off.
- Hannie Caulder: It's my ass.
- Thomas Luther Price: Shame to get it shot full o' holes. It's as pretty a one as I ever laid eyes on.
- Hannie Caulder: If you're lucky, you'll lay more than that.
- Hannie Caulder: They're gonna get what they deserve.
- Thomas Luther Price: Well, you're not. Win or lose, you lose.
- Hannie Caulder: Why the two triggers?
- Bailey: Just a bit of Bailey magic. Saves using your thumb to cock the hammer.
- Thomas Luther Price: I'll say it one more time: give it up, Hannie.
- Hannie Caulder: I can't.
- Thomas Luther Price: You mean you won't.
- Hannie Caulder: I mean I can't!