Anna Massey credited as playing...
Babs Milligan
- Robert Rusk: You can stay at my place 'til you get something sorted out, if you want. I won't be in your way; I'm going up north for a few days.
- Babs Milligan: No strings?
- Robert Rusk: Now, do I look like that sort of a bloke?
- Babs Milligan: All blokes are that sort of bloke.
- Babs Milligan: If Brenda gave you money at dinner, why'd you sleep in the duff house? You could've afforded a hotel!
- Richard Blaney: I didn't realize I had it! She slipped it into the pocket of my raincoat.
- Babs Milligan: Oh, go on, Dick! Why don't you pull the other one? It's got bells on it!
- Felix Forsythe: A thief or a boozer, it's all the same to me. I don't need either one as a barman, Quite a part from the fact that half the time he's pulling your tits instead of pulling pints.
- Babs Milligan: No look here...
- Felix Forsythe: He can't keep his hands off you! The customers are always talkin' about it.
- Babs Milligan: And what about you? Always *fingering* me.
- Babs Milligan: He always pays.
- Felix Forsythe: How would you know?
- Babs Milligan: I work with him, don't I?
- Felix Forsythe: And what else?
- Babs Milligan: What's that supposed to mean?
- Felix Forsythe: This is Covent Garden, not the Garden of Love. How 'bout starting work?
- Babs Milligan: Oh, get stuffed!
- Babs Milligan: You can stuff your rotten job right up your jacksie!
- Felix Forsythe: Come back, you!
- Babs Milligan: Oh, balls!
- Robert Rusk: [softly] Got a place to stay?
- Babs Milligan: Oh, it's you, Bob.
- Robert Rusk: Yeah. I heard that ding dong you had with Forsythe.
- Babs Milligan: Oh, he's a right bastard!
- Robert Rusk: Well, of course he is.
- Babs Milligan: So, what you been up to, Dick?
- Richard Blaney: Well, last night I allowed myself to be pampered by the handmaidens of a Salvation Army hostel. I'll tell you, after mixing with some of the types in there one's clothing needs fumigation. Smell that!
- Babs Milligan: Eewww! You mean you slept there?
- Richard Blaney: Yeah. Spasmodically.
- Babs Milligan: What? Only with men?
- Richard Blaney: Yes, that's it. Oh, we had a high old time. The conversation was mature, the red biddy flowed down our throats and the good fellowship of the open road prevailed.
- Babs Milligan: Biddy? What's that?
- Richard Blaney: Blended red wine. Half vino, half methylated spirits.