Brian Doyle-Murray credited as playing...
Detective
- Detective [Doyle-Murray]: Listen, do you want a jeep?
- Detective [Elbling]: A jeep? I don't want a jeep. What for?
- Detective [Doyle-Murray]: I got a friend. He gets a 100 people together and you can get surplus Army jeeps for $4.73 each.
- Detective [Elbling]: I'm not interested. It's a like a portable sand dune. I don't need any of that shit, really.
- Detective [Doyle-Murray]: She said *I'm* weird? I'm weird? That's the first time I ever had a chick ask me to get down and bark like a dog.
- Detective [Elbling]: Well, did you?
- Detective [Doyle-Murray]: Yeah, I did.
- Detective [Elbling]: And?
- Detective [Doyle-Murray]: A German Shepard jumped on top of me. I had to run out of the house. I couldn't get back in the house. I had to go home. My old lady said, I thought you were getting home a ten o'clock. I said the game broke up early.