Tom Baker credited as playing...
Egyptian Doctor
- Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: [referring to Epifania] There is no Might and no Majesty save in Thee, oh Allah, but oh most great and glorious... is this another of Thy terrible jokes?
- Epifania: Are you married?
- Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: I am married to Science; one wife is enough for me... though by my religion I am allowed four.
- Epifania: Four! What do you mean?
- Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: I am what you call a Mohammedan.
- Epifania: Well, you have to be content with two wives if you marry me.
- Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: Is there any question of that between us?
- Epifania: Yes! I want to marry *you*.
- Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: Nothing doing, lady! Science is my bride!
- Epifania: You can have Science; I shan't be jealous of her.
- Epifania: Oh, bother Allah! What did you do with it?
- [referring to the 150 pounds she gave him]
- Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: Allah is never bothered.
- Epifania: I am a plutocrat of the plutocrats.
- Dr. Ahmed el Kabir: Well, that is a disease for which I do not prescribe. The only known cure is a revolution, but the mortality rate is high and sometimes if it's the wrong sort of revolution it intensifies the disease.