Charles Gray credited as playing...
Adrian Blenderbland
- Julius Sagamore: Please, please keep your temper.
- Adrian Blenderbland: Keep your own temper! Has she lamed YOU for life? Has she raised a bump on YOUR head? Has she called YOU a skunk?
- Julius Sagamore: No, but she may at any moment.
- Adrian Blenderbland: Humph! To me, money is a vulgar bore, and a soul-destroying worry. I NEED it, of course, but I don't like it. I never think of it when I can possibly help it.
- Adrian Blenderbland: [On how much money he wants to be compensated with] 2,500 pounds AND MEDICAL EXPENSES and costs!
- Julius Sagamore: And cab fare to the cottage hospital, I suppose?
- Adrian Blenderbland: Hm? No, I went in her own car. Though, now you mention it, I tipped the chauffeur.
- Julius Sagamore: He declares that his injuries were inflicted by you when you first met, Mrs. Fitzfassenden.
- Epifania: By me? Am I a prize fighter? Am I a coal heaver?
- Adrian Blenderbland: Both!
- Adrian Blenderbland: She is the meanest woman in England.
- Epifania: That is why I also am the richest.
- Adrian Blenderbland: Why is it the people who KNOW how to enjoy themselves never have any money, and the people who have money never know how to enjoy themselves?