Cookie Mueller credited as playing...
- Cookie: [Crackers is thrusting live chickens at her naked body] Noooooooo!
- Crackers: Hold it! Hold these goddamn chickens!
- Cookie: Ugh, CHICKENS, God! Chickens, all these chickens, these fuckin' chickens hurt! These fuckin' things HURT!
- Cookie: [referring to her sexual humiliation with a chicken] You have no idea what I had to go through to get that information!
- Miss Edie: [Edie wakes up in her playpen and sees Cookie for the first time] Hey, pretty little face! Pretty little face you got there.
- Cookie: Hi I'm Cookie, I understand you're Edie, Crackers' grandmother?
- Miss Edie: Edie Schmeedie Heedie, HA HA HA HA!
- Connie Marble: Hello, Cookie! I do hope you're hungry.
- Cookie: I could go for a sandwich. Mmm, baloney!
- Cookie: [to taxi driver] You can shove two thirty, hack!
- Cookie: I have to know exactly what you want to know.
- Cookie: I may have to degrade myself in front of Divine's son. He's into a very strange sex scene. I'm going to have to put up with unheard of atrocities in order to pump the information you need out of him.