Jeannie Berlin credited as playing...
Bubbles Girardi
- Bubbles Girardi: Is that it?
- Alexander Portnoy: Well, it gets bigger when it gets harder.
- Bubbles Girardi: I ain't got all night, you know.
- Alexander Portnoy: Oh, I don't think it'll be all night.
- Bubbles Girardi: Alright, take it out of your pants. But don't take 'em down. You hear me? Because I told 'em, I ain't doing nothing to no one's balls.
- Bubbles Girardi: Son of a bitch! You got jizzum all over the couch!
- Alexander Portnoy: I got it in my eye! I'll go blind!
- Bubbles Girardi: You got it all over everything. Look at the doilies.
- Bubbles Girardi: Son of a bitch, you can't even come off unless you pull your own pudding. Cheap bastard! Fairy Jew!