Katharine Ross credited as playing...
Kate Bingham
- Kate Bingham: Can you imagine coming home, and your wife says she's leaving you for someone else, and you say, "Who, Phil?" and she says, "No. Phyllis."
- Abel Marsh: Well, that's the ultimate put-down... to those of us who are normal heterosexuals.
- Kate Bingham: How's the Campbell case coming?
- Abel Marsh: Well, fine. Just perfect. Perfect. We have a pregnant, 39-year old, DOA, caucasian lesbian. Any ideas?
- Kate Bingham: Pregnant lesbian? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?
- Abel Marsh: Well, city people. Who knows what they do, what they want.
- Abel Marsh: Divorced?
- Kate Bingham: [nods her head yes] What about you?
- Abel Marsh: I'm a faggot.
- Kate Bingham: Oh, come on.
- Abel Marsh: Have you seen the women in this town?
- Abel Marsh: What about your husband? What does he do?
- Kate Bingham: I don't know.
- Abel Marsh: You don't know?
- Kate Bingham: Maybe the fact I don't know what he does, tells you a little bit about where he is.
- Abel Marsh: Well, at least it tells me where he isn't.
- Kate Bingham: Incidentally, nobody seems to want Murphy. Everybody thinks he chewed up Mrs. Campbell.
- Kate Bingham: Sigmund Freud said losing your teeth has great sexual significance.
- Gloria: It didn't for me.
- Kate Bingham: Listen, I'm a normal heterosexual, too.
- Abel Marsh: Your food'll get cold.
- Kate Bingham: Probably.
- Abel Marsh: Yeah, well, that dog will probably come right in here and eat it.
- Kate Bingham: I didn't mean *now*.
- Abel Marsh: But, I do.
- Kate Bingham: Well, I didn't.
- Abel Marsh: But, I did.
- Kate Bingham: Neat. That's your word, isn't it?
- Abel Marsh: What?
- Kate Bingham: Your word. You use it all the time.
- Abel Marsh: What word. What are you talking about?
- Kate Bingham: Your word: neat.
- Abel Marsh: I never use the word in my life.
- Kate Bingham: My husband used the word 'wholly' all the time.
- Abel Marsh: Holy?
- Kate Bingham: With a 'w'. "This is a wholly serious matter." "It is wholly important." "I am wholly certain of it."
- Abel Marsh: Neat.
- Kate Bingham: What a bummer.
- [sighs]
- Kate Bingham: Well, you got yourself a dog, anyway. A man and his dog.