Art Metrano credited as playing...
Malcolm
- Abel Marsh: [hangs up the phone] I don't believe it. That was Phil Hamilton. His daughter Betsy's over in the hospital. She, um, she lost her nipple, her left one. Phil seems to think it was removed by a young man named James Tennett.
- Malcolm: [chuckles] How?
- Abel Marsh: Well, they were out riding in a car with another couple and, um, they were in the back seat, the car hit a bump and he bit it off. Phil wants me to arrest the young man.
- Malcolm: [laughing] What are you going to charge him with, Abel?
- Abel Marsh: What?
- Malcolm: [laughing hysterically] What about grand theft? There's an awful lot of that going around today. Wait a minute, maybe it was a second story job. And then you ask Phil, what did she bite first? It was tit for tat!