Phil Foster credited as playing...
Joe Jaros
- Henry Wiggen: These are Fifth and Two. Fifth and Queen.
- Joe Jaros: Red Rooster.
- [long pause, then Tegawar Player lays a 3. Joe slams down his cards]
- Joe Jaros: BANJO! Ha-HAAAA! That's the first natural Banjo since the days of Joe Dimaggio in St. Petersburg.
- Henry Wiggen: Hey, wait a minute. Fifteen and Fifteen's Thirty-One.
- Tegwar Player: Hey, what's the name of this game?
- Joe Jaros: Fifteen and Fifteen is Thirty-TWO!
- Henry Wiggen: Thirry-T... oh, that's right.
- [to Tegwar player]
- Henry Wiggen: That's a Double Honeybees.
- Tegwar Player: I'm not too sure if I'm clear on some of these new rules.
- Joe Jaros: What new rules? There hasn't been any rules changes since the Black Sox Scandal, 1919. Big League Tegwar's Big League Tegwar known to every big-time ballplayer from Boston to California.
- Joe Jaros: Can you beat a Coney Island Thirty?
- Bruce Pearson: What about this Double Ace Deucer?
- Joe Jaros: I wish ya a lot of luck with it.