Joan Sims credited as playing...
Cora Flange
- Vic Flange: [flapping his hands like wings] Flying! You don't like flying, remember?
- Cora Flange: [flapping her hands like wings] I don't like washing floors, but I'd still rather do that than you get some other scrubber!
- Harry: I hear you're going on your holiday tomorrow, then?
- Vic Flange: Just a weekend.
- Harry: All right for some, you taking the missus, too?
- Vic Flange: No, she won't go abroad. Doesn't like flying, do you, love?
- Cora Flange: All the same, if I did, someone has to look after the pub.
- Vic Flange: It's one of them new package deals. 17 quid, all in.
- Harry: Where are you going to?
- Vic Flange: Oh, some new resort in the Med.
- Cora Flange: Oh, for Heaven's sake, Vic, why don't you tell him? It's a place called Elsbels.
- Harry: Elsbels? The island?
- Vic Flange: Yes.
- Harry: Tomorrow?
- Vic Flange: Yes.
- Harry: Blimey, there's a coincidence for you.
- Vic Flange: What is?
- Harry: Sadie's going on the same trip!
- Cora Flange: Coach? I though we were going by air?
- Vic Flange: We have to go in the coach to get to the airport!
- Cora Flange: But you didn't say anything about coaches; I don't like going in them either.
- Vic Flange: Oh, gawd blimey. You're determined to have a good time aren't you?
- Cora Flange: You filthy, rotten, stinking beast!
- Vic Flange: What have I done now?
- Cora Flange: Don't you come the innocent with me. You and that Sadie Tomkins..."Are you going on the same trip too? Oh, well, fancy that, yes, fancy that." Well, I don't fancy that AT ALL!
- Vic Flange: Oh, have a heart, darling, you know I need this holiday. You wouldn't want me to go without it just because she's going to be there.
- Cora Flange: If she's going to be there, you won't be going without it!