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Brigitte Bardot, Mathieu Carrière, Robert Hossein, and Maurice Ronet in Don Juan, or If Don Juan Were a Woman (1973)

Brigitte Bardot: Jeanne

Don Juan, or If Don Juan Were a Woman

Brigitte Bardot credited as playing...

Jeanne

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  • Jeanne: I attract money like a magnet. One day, my poor old father asked, "Tell me, Jeanne. How will you earn a living later in life?" Then having said this, he had a heart attack and died. I inherit a fortune.
  • Jeanne: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." The Gospel according to St. John.
  • Paul: Can I wash my hands?
  • Jeanne: You look splendid with your dirty paws.
  • Jeanne: I'm still young. For the moment, I'm rich. Well, I'm a poor little rich girl. Of course, if I had no money, I'd be a rich little poor girl. As I was saying, I am young and I am rich. And I'm not such a bad-looking woman. You see, life is good.
  • Jeanne: Fate has always been like a lover.
  • Jeanne: If we made love, would it be for the first and last time?
  • Pierre Gonzague: Certainly.
  • Jeanne: Well, I've been warned.
  • Jeanne: Why seduce when you can destroy?
  • Jeanne: Woe betide him who uses scandal to succeed. I had never noticed before that it's always woe betide *him*. Woe betide him - Yes, they're all for men.
  • Jeanne: Seducing is nothing, Father. Conquering is the hard part.
  • Jeanne: Pierre had attracted Jeanne because he was impossible. He was an impenetrable fortress, and Jeanne wanted to ride high into this forbidden citadel. That's the way she is.
  • Jeanne: My curiosity knows no bounds.
  • Jeanne: Are you driving me home or to a taxi?
  • Pierre Gonzague: Where do you live?
  • Jeanne: In a submarine.
  • Pierre Gonzague: Then I shall have to drop you off.
  • Jeanne: I don't like to be treated in the way I treat others. I don't like that one bit.
  • Jeanne: I had revealed my true self. Never had I been so beautiful, yet so ugly. They're the same thing. He had seen me and it was too late. He knew who I was. He knew who he loved. And when a man knows these things, he's lost.
  • Louis Prévost: I know we don't know each other, but still - haven't we met somewhere before?
  • Jeanne: Possibly. I've been there before.
  • Clara: Louis is a bit of a - savage. But I think all men are that way, aren't they?
  • Jeanne: No, I was civilized.
  • Clara: Yes, but you're not...
  • Jeanne: A man? I was a man in another life.
  • Jeanne: Around 400 years ago. It was wonderful in Spain back then. I was rich, noble, brave, and seduced every woman.
  • Clara: It must have been fascinating.
  • Jeanne: I was young. I died when I was 30.
  • Jeanne: How is my Robinson? Brave Friday go to see white man, buy supplies for at least three days.
  • Pierre Gonzague: Robinson help Friday carry packages.
  • Jeanne: Is good. Is good. Meat, canned foods, salmon, eel, crab, shrimp, extremely expensive French wine, vodka.
  • Jeanne: Men today have become an endangered species. What a shame. What a burden.
  • Clara: Burden?
  • Jeanne: Now women have to do all the work. It's true!
  • Paul: Did you ever see him again?
  • Jeanne: His wife divorced him. And I can't stand ex-lovers who turn to drinking.
  • Paul: Even if despair drives them to it?
  • Jeanne: That's none of my business.

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