Joanna Lumley credited as playing...
Miss Parkyn
- Sir William Mannering-Brown: My God, but you're beautiful... You are beautiful.
- Giselle Parkyn: You only just noticed that?
- Sir William Mannering-Brown: No, no, the first time I set eyes on you, it was love at first sight, Jeanette.
- Giselle Parkyn: Giselle.
- Sir William Mannering-Brown: What's in a name?
- Giselle Parkyn: Nothing, sir.
- Giselle Parkyn: Is something the matter?
- Sir William Mannering-Brown: Yeah, I slipped a disc. Now don't panic.
- Giselle Parkyn: I'm not.
- Sir William Mannering-Brown: All I need is a sharp blow, there, with the side of the hand. A karate chop.
- Giselle Parkyn: This is going to be a swinging evening.
- Sir William Mannering-Brown: Don't swing too hard. A short sharp blow is best.
- Sir William Mannering-Brown: [Searching for his pajama trousers in bed] Who's pinched my bottoms?
- Giselle Parkyn: I have.
- Sir William Mannering-Brown: [catching Ruff and Giselle in bed together] Inspector Ruff, Mavis!
- Giselle Parkyn: Monica.
- Sir William Mannering-Brown: I'm so shocked, I shall forget my own name, next.