Richard Pryor credited as playing...
Mike Willmer
- Mike Willmer: I'm not payin' it. Just tellin' you, I'm not payin' it until I get my refund from '69: $48.50. Tell the Internal Revenue to fuck themselves. I'm not payin' nothin'. I'll wait as long as you guys, you know that? I'm not afraid of goin' to jail now. It's bull shit to me, man. I'm not payin' it!
- Nick Allen: I'm not from the Internal Revenue.
- Mike Willmer: You look like a collector. You got that suit on.
- Mike Willmer: Seattle Ferries.
- [laughs]
- Mike Willmer: From 8 to 6.
- [effeminately]
- Mike Willmer: My, my, business must be brisk. Why don't they have a little boat called: The Lesbian. I just sayin', I'm takin' The Lesbian to the island.
- Sherry Nielson: Mike, I can't go through with the other hits.
- Mike Willmer: Shit, you can do it, Mama.
- Sherry Nielson: I can't.
- Mike Willmer: Yes, you can.
- Sherry Nielson: I don't like killing people.
- Mike Willmer: You got too, baby. Don't worry about it. Everything's workin' out alright. Everything's on schedule.
- Sherry Nielson: I'm not gonna do it!
- Mike Willmer: Just take it easy. Ain't nothin' to it. Killin' some pigs. That's all.
- Mike Willmer: Well, Rosie, it's you and me tonight, baby. Me and you.
- [kisses his hand]
- Mike Willmer: Love you.
- Mike Willmer: She just wants to fuck. It ain't gonna take nothin' off of you. We're tryin' hard for you, man. You dig? She's tryin'. She doesn't know what she's doin'. Just fuck her. Fuck her one night. That's all she needs. Or, let me do it.
- Mike Willmer: The water pipe is busted. I need an oil change. The head is cracked. The toilet don't flush. The only damn thing that works is the anchor. And I need a year and a half to get it ready to sink.
- Nick Allen: You got two days.
- Mike Willmer: [singing] Oh, I gotta get laid, I gotta get laid, Oh, I gotta get laid, I gotta get laid, I bet they got some weird bitches here, I look it they got some weird bitches here, I bet they got some Eskimos, And all they do is suck your toes, I bet they got some weird bitches here...
- Mike Willmer: [Nick shows Mike his badge] I didn't know they had no n****** in that!
- Nick Allen: We've got quite a few of 'em.