Joan Hackett credited as playing...
- Christine: I'm here because I've got a client to keep, and one to get. What's your excuse?
- Lee: I'm trying to hold onto a husband... who's trying to hold on.
- Christine: With your money?
- Christine: Anyhow, as I was saying, they shoot you full of these rhino tranqs and then they wrap you in these hot sheets. You wake up five days later about 30 pounds thinner--and screaming for hot turkey sandwiches. I mean, it's... Hey, are you listening to me?
- Lee: Kind of...
- Lee: Who did this room? Parker Brothers?
- Lee: You were always so sweet to me, at Daddy's legendary Sunday lunches.
- Philip: I can still see you sitting on Olivia DeHavilland's lap.
- Lee: I didn't know you were coming.
- Christine: You're thrilled, I can tell.
- Lee: I'm delighted. Clinton can take his frustrations out on you.
- Lee: It was an accident! It was an accident, I swear, Clinton! I was DRINKING!
- Christine: I hate my luggage more than life.
- [spotting a set of expensive looking bags]
- Christine: Whose is this?
- Lee: That's ours.
- Christine: Vuitton, from rewriting spaghetti westerns?
- Alice: [to Anthony] What's "Vuitton"?
- Anthony: Good.
- Lee: Do you think there's a homosexual aboard the yacht?
- Christine: All I know are two words: "scusi" and "pronto".
- Lee: "Pronto" will be enough.
- Tom: Did you smoke then?
- Lee: I don't know. I can't remember.
- Tom: Surely not in the priest's box?
- Lee: No, of course not.
- Lee: Do you think we'll ever hear the last of Sheila?
- Christine: C'mon, Lee, between the two of us we can knock this off.
- Lee: Jesus!
- Christine: Honestly, I can speak a little frog.
