Richard Beckinsale credited as playing...
Geoffrey Scrimgeour
- Geoffrey Scrimshaw: [First words on meeting] I'm Geoffrey. I don't happen to be attached.
- Beryl Battersby: I'm Beryl. I don't happen to be surprised.
- Beryl Battersby: [Recoiling from a passionate clinch in the park] Geoffrey! N-O spells no.
- Geoffrey Scrimshaw: It's good for your circulation, Beryl. Read any women's magazine. It's good for theirs, too.
- Beryl Battersby: I'm not sure they recommend Percy Filth on Tuesdays.
- Geoffrey Scrimshaw: I only see you on Tuesdays and Saturdays.
- Beryl Battersby: Or Saturdays.
- Geoffrey Scrimshaw: [Geoffrey has walked Beryl home to her door after the cinema] I won't come in, with it being our first date.
- Beryl Battersby: No.
- Geoffrey Scrimshaw: [Disappointed] Oh.