Roger Moore credited as playing...
James Bond
- Rosie Carver: [James and Rosie lying on a picnic blanket kissing] Oh, James. Ooh you don't know what finding you has meant to me.
- James Bond: Oh, I can imagine. And you've no idea what finding this has meant to me.
- [James shows her a Queen of Cups Tarot card that Solitiare sent him]
- James Bond: You do know what the Queen of Cups means in an upside-down position? A deceitful, perverse woman. A liar, a cheat, and I'd like some answers now.
- Rosie Carver: Please... uh... You don't understand, sir. They'll kill me if I do.
- James Bond: [James Bond produces his gun and points it at Rosie] And I'll kill you if you don't.
- Rosie Carver: But you couldn't. You wouldn't. Not after what we just done.
- James Bond: Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before.
- Solitaire: [Kananga has just died from the gas pellet shoved in his mouth] Where's Kananga?
- James Bond: He always did have an inflated opinion of himself.
- [as Bond unzips Miss Caruso's dress with the magnet in his watch]
- Miss Caruso: Such a delicate touch.
- James Bond: Sheer magnetism, darling.
- [after Bond and Solitaire narrowly escape from Mr. Big's henchmen]
- James Bond: Now where would you like to go?
- [Solitaire lies down on a cot]
- Solitaire: Anywhere where we can find one of these.
- Mr. Big: [to his men] Is *this* the stupid mutha that tailed you uptown?
- James Bond: There seems to be some mistake. My name is...
- Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby! Y'all take this honky out and waste him! Now!
- Cab driver: Hey, you know where you're goin', man?
- James Bond: Uptown, I believe?
- Cab driver: Uptown? You headed into Harlem, man!
- James Bond: Well you just stay on the tail of that jukebox and there's an extra 20 in it for you.
- Cab driver: Hey, man, for 20 bucks I'd take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout!
- Rosie Carver: There's a...
- James Bond: Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose.
- M: I'm sure the over-burdened British taxpayer would be fascinated to know how its Special Ordinances section disperses its funds. In future, Commander, let me suggest a perfectly adequate watchmaker just down the street.
- [Bond activates the watch magnet, drawing to it M's spoon]
- M: Good God!
- James Bond: You see, sir. By pulling out this button, it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field. Powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet - at long range, or so Q claims...
- M: I feel very tempted to test that theory right now!
- Tee-Hee: [leaving Bond stranded on an island surrounded by crocodiles] There are two ways to disable a crocodile, you know.
- James Bond: I... don't suppose you'd care to share that information with me?
- Tee-Hee: One way is to take a pencil, and jam it into the pressure hole behind his eye.
- James Bond: And the other?
- Tee-Hee: Oh the other's twice as simple. You just put your hand in his mouth... and pull his teeth out! Heh, heh!
- [last lines]
- [Bond removes prosthetic arm from train window]
- Solitaire: Now what are you doing?
- James Bond: Just being disarming, darling.
- Solitaire: [She has just beaten James at Gin Rummy] James, what are you doing?
- James Bond: Just testing an old adage: "Unlucky at cards..."
- Baron Samedi: [Passing through the San Monique cemetery where nightly voodoo rituals are held, Bond and Solitaire find Baron Samendi playing his flute. Noticing the pair, he beams a welcoming smile at them] Good morning, boss!
- James Bond: Good morning.
- Baron Samedi: It's sure gonna be a beautiful day, isn't it?
- [laughs menacingly]
- Baron Samedi: Yes sir, a beautiful day.
- [as Solitaire and Bond move along, Samendi opens his flute--revealing it to be a communications device]
- Baron Samedi: They're heading for the hill.
- [Rosie screams upon finding the hat in her bedroom. Bond investigates and finds her petrified with terror]
- James Bond: Why, it's just a hat, darling... Evidently belonging to a small-headed man of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken.
- Rosie Carver: It's a *warning!* GET IT OUT OF HERE!
- James Bond: [When Tee-Hee is unable to undo James Bond's wrist watch with his metal arm] Butter hook!
- James Bond: Black Queen on the red King, Miss...
- Solitaire: Solitaire.
- James Bond: My name's Bond, James Bond.
- Solitaire: I know who you are, what you are, and why you've come. You have made a mistake. You will not succeed.
- Whisper: [barely audible] Your champagne, sir.
- James Bond: What?
- Whisper: [slightly louder] Your champagne!
- James Bond: [takes a moment to realize what Whisper's saying] Oh! Just put it on the table over there, will you?
- Whisper: [whispering] Shall I open it?
- James Bond: Hmm?
- Whisper: [louder] Shall I open it?
- James Bond: Oh, no, I can take care of that.
- [hands Whisper money]
- Whisper: Thank you.
- James Bond: Harold Stutter, CIA, where were you when I didn't need you?
- Harold Strutter: Quite obvious you weren't getting out front, not even with that clever disguise you're wearing.
- James Bond: Huh?
- Harold Strutter: White face in Harlem. Good thinkin', Bond. Let's get outa here.
- [Bond has just explained the first two Lover's Lessons to Solitaire]
- Solitaire: Is there time before we leave, for lesson number 3?
- James Bond: [undressing] Absolutely. There's no sense going out half-cocked.