Edward Herrmann credited as playing...
Thomas Craig Anderson
- Thomas Craig Anderson: I'm telling you, Hart, the worst thing you can do is get involved with a girl. By the very nature of time consuming.
- Franklin Ford III: On the contrary, it's the best thing you can do. Nothing makes you hornier than studying.
- Thomas Craig Anderson: My father warned me about this...
- Franklin Ford III: Oh, your father's full of shit.
- Thomas Craig Anderson: He says the celibate mind is stronger, retains more information. Third year, you can get laid all you want to.
- Franklin Ford III: Look, the best thing to do in a mess like this is to find a girl who doesn't make any demands to hang on. Hang on like hell. You grab onto her boobs, and you don't let go.