Brendan Price credited as playing...
David Clyde
- David Clyde: I didn't make salesman of the year, after all.
- Nancy: Well, you'll leave a vacuum in my life.
- Jake Tripper: [he is on the phone] Now, Mr Clyde, you have got the part.
- David Clyde: [he is in a telephone box] Don't you want to see me first? You know, what I look like, how I...
- Jake Tripper: David, Baby, please don't do this to me, we're at crisis point. We're due to start shooting in the morning. This afternoon, the agent calls me up to tell me Rod Thrust can't make it tomorrow. Personally, I don't think he can make it any day. Penny tells me you're a natural, that's good enough for me. Can you be here by eight-thirty a.m.?
- David Clyde: Mr. Tripper, how much...
- Jake Tripper: David, Bubula, I promise you, one thing we will not fall out about is money. The labourer is worthy of his hire. You know how to get here?
- David Clyde: I don't even know what I...
- Jake Tripper: Listen carefully. You know the Hilton Hotel in Park Lane? You got that, the Hilton Hotel? Well right outside the Hilton, you pick up a 265 bus to Brondesbury. I swear to you, your fare will be refunded. Now, you turn into the Edgware Road, you get off at the Lost Property Office, and go up that side street until you come to a cul-de-sac. Right? On the right hand side of the cul-de-sac is this kosher butcher shop, which you go in. Go right on through. It's alright, they're used to celebrities. Now, in this little yard at the back, there's a small, green door bearing the name, "Anglo Titanic International Films". You got that? Get a good night's sleep, kid and be here on time. And David, Baby, welcome to the tinsel and heartbreak of showbusiness.