Tom Bosley credited as playing...
Howard Cunningham • Boris • Eddie
- Marion Cunningham: Richie just hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.
- Howard Cunningham: Marion, Argentina hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.
- The Fonz: [Marion has just told off the Fonz and stormed out of the room] I'm gonna hit her.
- Howard Cunningham: No, you're not gonna hit my wife.
- The Fonz: Then I'll hit you!
- Howard Cunningham: You're not gonna hit my son.
- The Fonz: Then I'll hit you!
- Richie Cunningham: You're not gonna hit my father either.
- The Fonz: Well I gotta hit somebody. You know where Potsie is?
- [Fonzie and Pinky have had a fight and are sitting at the dinner table]
- Richie Cunningham: Dad, uh, can you come upstairs with me for a minute?
- Howard Cunningham: I haven't finished my dessert yet.
- Richie Cunningham: Well, you can finish it upstairs, Dad.
- Howard Cunningham: What are you doing?
- Richie Cunningham: Well, we have to talk.
- Howard Cunningham: Talk about what?
- Richie Cunningham: I... I don't know... the birds and bees.
- Howard Cunningham: Oh, Richard, we already had that talk.
- Richie Cunningham: [refers to the table] Yeah, and you didn't learn much.