Susan Clark credited as playing...
Helen Patroni
- Mrs. Patroni: Well, the first stewardess is at the controls, but she... she's in constant touch with the tower.
- Barney: You mean THE STEWARDESS IS FLYING THE PLANE?
- Mrs. Patroni: [whispering] Would you please keep your voice down.
- Barney: S-s-sure...
- [Barney becomes hysterical]
- Barney: The stewardess is flying the plane. The stewardess...
- [Mrs Devanvey hands Barney a large Whiskey]
- Mrs Devaney: here...
- Barney: Thank you Mrs Devaney, but I don't drink.
- Mrs Devaney: [Looking confused] Well what difference does it make now?
- Barney: You're right.
- [Barney takes drink from Mrs Devaney and takes gulp of Whiskey]
- Barney: No difference.
- Joseph Patroni, Jr.: Look Mom there's another airplane out there!
- Mrs. Patroni: Where?
- Joseph Patroni, Jr.: Right out there!
- Mrs. Patroni: Oh my god there is...
- Joseph Patroni, Jr.: It's an airforce jet.
- Joseph Patroni, Jr.: He's probably checking the damage. He's going to help us.
- Mrs. Patroni: He is.