John Dehner credited as playing...
Roland Pangborn
- Lt. Columbo: [Showing ID in a hushed tone] L.A.P.D., Lieutenant Columbo. I just didn't want to identify myself in front of the reporter.
- Roland Pangborn: Why not?
- Lt. Columbo: Well, it's like you're saying, it's better to be unofficial until you get the facts.
- Roland Pangborn: You know something Lieutenant, I could use a man like you on my team. It's really nothing but detective work.
- Lt. Columbo: Oh no. Thank you very much. You fellas... you have to fly.
- Roland Pangborn: Sure. We're all pilots.
- Lt. Columbo: Oh no. Not for me. Thank you very much. I wouldn't qualify for that.
- Roland Pangborn: Why? We'd teach you.
- Lt. Columbo: I appreciate it, sir, but eh, my ears pop in an elevator. As a matter of fact, I don't even like being this tall.