Bob Grant credited as playing...
Jack Harper
- Jack: Olive's been crying all morning, what happened to her last night?
- Stan Butler: Nothing, that's why she's crying. I think mum did alright -he carved another notch in his walking stick.
- Jack: I've been telling the girls about that mystery tour we're going to take them on tonight.
- Stan Butler: What mystery tour?
- Jack: You know, that one at 9'o clock, on the beach.
- Stan Butler: Oh that mystery tour.
- Stan Butler: Have you had it off with her yet?
- Inspector 'Blakey' Blake: How dare you! She happens to be a very respectable young woman, we're getting rather close.
- Stan Butler: 'Ow romantic, she's fallen in love with his big toe.
- Jack: That's the best part of him!
- Jack: Ere, what do you like?
- Red Cross Nurse: You know, a bit of the old shake, rattle and roll.
- Jack: That can easily be arranged, why not come with me then. Old Blakey wont teach you anything, not here or anywhere else!