Reg Varney credited as playing...
Stan Butler
- Arthur: No we can't do it, Olive and I have not performed together for too long.
- Olive: Well that's true.
- Stan Butler: I was only asking you to do the foxtrot, not bleedin' 'Last Tango in Paris'.
- Stan Butler: He's gonna be annoyed, he's got it but it's not much use to him.
- Olive: Story of Arthur's life.
- Jack: Olive's been crying all morning, what happened to her last night?
- Stan Butler: Nothing, that's why she's crying. I think mum did alright -he carved another notch in his walking stick.
- Jack: I've been telling the girls about that mystery tour we're going to take them on tonight.
- Stan Butler: What mystery tour?
- Jack: You know, that one at 9'o clock, on the beach.
- Stan Butler: Oh that mystery tour.
- Stan Butler: I'm sorry you broke your foot.
- Inspector 'Blakey' Blake: [suprised] Thanks.
- Stan Butler: It should've been your neck!
- Stan Butler: Have you had it off with her yet?
- Inspector 'Blakey' Blake: How dare you! She happens to be a very respectable young woman, we're getting rather close.
- Stan Butler: 'Ow romantic, she's fallen in love with his big toe.
- Jack: That's the best part of him!
- Mrs. Hudson: What's going on?
- Stan Butler: Nothing, I was just going to ask your daughter if we can have a drink.
- Mrs. Hudson: Good idea, we can all go together.
- Arthur: Everybody out - no-one's allowed in the pool till that lady's covered up.
- [Pointing to Olive]
- Arthur: .
- Stan Butler: Cor blimey what a sight!
- Stan Butler: Ave a drop of champagne, best not waste it. Come to think of it, best not waste anything else either!