Kelly Thordsen credited as playing...
Sheriff L.D. Wicker
- Sheriff L.D. Wicker: [Frady just beat up Deputy Red.] You just come over here and sit down. You're alright, son.
- Joseph Frady: Listen, you wouldn't be offended if I called the police, would you?
- Sheriff L.D. Wicker: No, but you don't have to call very far because Red's a deputy. And if that isn't good enough, I'm the sheriff.
- Joseph Frady: You got some interesting ideas about law enforcement.
- Sheriff L.D. Wicker: I could have stopped the fight. I would have if you'd have been gettin' whipped, but I dearly love seeing ol' Red get stomped.
- Joseph Frady: He's your deputy?
- Sheriff L.D. Wicker: Well, you see he's my sister's boy. Had to do something nice for her, he's so damn mean he can't get along with anybody else. He's dumb. He's a real turkey. You know, you move his plate five inches, that boy's gonna starve to death.
- Joseph Frady: Hey, L.D., what's the news on your friend, uh, Buster?
- Sheriff L.D. Wicker: Well... Actually there just ain't no Buster.
- [pulls gun]