Reva Rose credited as playing...
Fritz' Old Lady
- Fritz' Old Lady: Remember when I told you that you should be a contestant on "Let's Make A Deal"? Well, dress up like a frog, and wear a yarmulke, 'cause I think the host likes Jewish people!
- Fritz' Old Lady: [referring to their son] and what have you done for Ralphie? Other than teach him how to masturbate... and left handed, no less!
- Fritz' Old Lady: [after Fritz wakes up from his dream] I oughta get knocked up! I could've had an abortion, no. Mr. "Goodtime Charlie" over there! No, he says "have the baby, we'll get married, I'll take care of ya! What do you take care of? It's a good thing we got Ralphie, otherwise we don't even get welfare! You tell me one thing you ever did for my Ralphie? Ever play with him? Ya ever take him to the ball game? Ya ever take him fishing? How about fishing? Why don't ya take your own son FISHING? You don't even change his kittylitter! Did you know that Dr. Spock has stated very clearly in his book that fathers who are never there usually makes a bad kid! You know what he does most time around the house he sits around and if he's not pickin' his nose, he's jerkin' off! How's that gonna look when he starts kindergarden?
- Fritz: Suck my dick, eh?