Peter Brown credited as playing...
Jack
- Jack: What are you running away for? All we're gonna do is make love. Now there's nothing much wrong with that, is there? Matter of fact, this is your lucky day. You know why? 'Cause you're with the best, lady. You are with the ever-lovin' best. Matter of fact, I think maybe you should say, "Thank you Mr. Rapist, for choosing me". Yeah, you say that. Come on now, you say that! "Thank you Mr. Rapist!"
- Linda: [muffled, through her gag] Thank you Mr. Rapist.
- Jack: Ah, that's better. You're welcome.
- Jack: Now, you are about to have the very very best. But I think a little music would be appropriate. So why don't you sing me some Jingle Bells. Come on, you just sing it for me.
- Linda: [crying] Nooooo...
- Jack: I said sing Jingle Bells!
- Linda: Jingle Bells...
- Jack: That's right.
- Linda: Jingle Bells...
- Jack: That's right. That's good. Yeah, music is always good for balling.
- Linda: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
- [crying]
- Linda: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
- Jack: Oh yeah!
- Linda: Jingle all...
- [crying]
- Jack: Oh yeah. Jingle all the way!
- Jack: In fact, this is your lucky day. You know why? Because you're with the best, lady. You're with the ever-loving best. You just keep on fighting me, 'cause that's what makes it good.