Peter Arne credited as playing...
Colonel Sharki
- Col. Sharky: [after examining the scene of stolen Pink Panther, Clouseau notices the wire on the floor] Very ingenious.
- Police Chief Lundallah: [annoyed] He pulled himself across the floor.
- Clouseau: He did?
- Police Chief Lundallah: How else could he have avoided our radar field?
- Clouseau: Yes, how else. Hmm. Of course he would have needed a very slippery floor to do that.
- Police Chief Lundallah: Therefore, the wax.
- Clouseau: The wax? AGHH!
- [Clouseau steps on the wax and falls to the floor]
- Col. Sharky: Are you alright, Inspector?
- Clouseau: [on his knees] Of course I'm alright. I'm... examining the wax.
- [sniffs the wax on the floor]
- Clouseau: Have you taken a sample of this wax?
- Police Chief Lundallah: Wax is wax!
- Clouseau: See, this is where you are wrong. Wax is NOT just wax. In this case it is a clue. Domestic wax, Belgian Wax, French Wax, English Wax...
- Col. Sharky: Ah, the Inspector is right. Have the wax tested immediately.
- Clouseau: [grabing the mechanical arm from the jewel stand] It is my guess that you will find it is English wax.
- Police Chief Lundallah: Why?
- Clouseau: Because your thief is an Englishman.
- Col. Sharky: How do you know that?
- Clouseau: It is my business to know that. He is Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious Lytton.
- Police Chief Lundallah: The Phantom?
- Clouseau: Yes, one and the same.
- [the mechanical arm grabs Clouseaus's crotch]
- Fat Man: I am calling in outside help: the famous French detective who recovered the Pink Panther the last time it was stolen. What was his name?
- Col. Sharky: Clouseau. Inspector Clouseau.