Susan Walsh credited as playing...
Chicklette
- Concetta: Hey there, Taffy.
- Dawn Davenport: She's been a hideous little girl today, she was about to get a good whippin'!
- Chicklette: She looks so cute.
- Taffy as a child: Who are you, UGLY?
- Dawn Davenport: You know who they are!
- Taffy as a child: I've never seen THEM before.
- Dawn Davenport: Oh, TAFFY.
- Chicklette: I just saw you yesterday, Taffy. Come sit here with your Aunt Chicklette!
- [Taffy bites Chicklette's arm]
- Chicklette: OH MY GOD, this kid's BITIN' me! Get off!
- Dawn Davenport: This is ridiculous...
- Concetta: [consoling Dawn] Just get your hair done. That's what I always do when I get depressed.
- Dawn Davenport: Maybe I will.
- Concetta: I'll tell ya, the Lipstick Beauty Salon is the best. They only let, well, you know, 'special' girls in. You have to audition to even get your hair done!
- Chicklette: AND, there's this guy that does hair there, MMMM MMMM. I'd suck the socks off him in a minute.
- Concetta: Yeah, Gater's his name, and you know what? He lives right next door.
- Dawn Davenport: Wonder what HIS story is? Maybe he's a... CHUBBY CHASER!