Murray Hamilton credited as playing...
J. Hugh Kilbourne
- J.H. Kilbourne: You know what she wants to do with that land, Mr. Harper? She wants to turn it into a Goddam sanctuary for birds!
- Lew Harper: I think that's kind of sweet.
- J.H. Kilbourne: Well now, look, I'm all for saving wildlife like the next fella, but we gotta think about America's future. Energy sources just aren't that easy to come by.
- Lew Harper: Aha! Did you come to that conclusion out of patriotism or just greed?
- J.H. Kilbourne: [after a pause] Little of both, Mr Harper, - like most men of wealth.
- J.H. Kilbourne: You wanna live, don't you? To a ripe old age?
- Lew Harper: I'd hate to think that I was making those Social Security payments for nothing.
- J.H. Kilbourne: You see, I'm not like most folks who get their kicks head on, I sort of slide in sideways like. As a matter of fact in High School they used to call me the crab.
- Lew Harper: Oh.
- J.H. Kilbourne: Now you take the oil businesss, my business, it's never any fun to drill straight down. I'm a slant driller by instinct.
- Lew Harper: Are you slant-drilling me?
- J.H. Kilbourne: Mavis, wanna go for a walk?
- Mavis: How long a walk, darling?
- J.H. Kilbourne: Why, I don't know, May-may. Average, just average.
- J.H. Kilbourne: It turns out, through some incredible good fortune, I got a whole lotta embarrassin' material - the visual kind - that could be used regarding James' unorthodox sexual persuasions.
- Lew Harper: There are some people who think that I work for you.
- J.H. Kilbourne: They've been reading' my mind. Cause that's just exactly what I want you to do - work for me.
- Lew Harper: I don't think I could get used to it.
- J.H. Kilbourne: I think you'd learn to enjoy it.
- [wink]