Alan Hale Jr. credited as playing...
Sheriff
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: [on the CB radio upon seeing the giant spider] You ever see the movie Jaws? It makes that shark look like a goldfish!
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: [into a phone] Hello, Sheriff's office.
- [pause]
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: Oh... I see. Your radio will not work? All I can tell you is take it to Joe's Electronics and Repair store. It opens tomorrow at nine sharp.
- [pause]
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: Your car won't start? All I can tell you is to call Ernie's Auto Repair. They open tomorrow at eight.
- [pause]
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: No, ma'am I don't have the number. All I can tell you is to look it up in the Yellow Pages. Let your fingers do the walking! Ha, ha!
- [a loud click is heard followed by a dial tone]
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: Hello? Hello?
- [hangs up the phone]
- Sheriff Jeff Jones: Gee, she hung up on me. Why would she do that?