Charles Gray credited as playing...
The Criminologist - An Expert
- [last lines]
- The Criminologist - An Expert: And crawling on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race... lost in time... and lost in space... and meaning.
- The Criminologist - An Expert: [reading from dictionary] "Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind; vehement or excited mental state." It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was indeed... its slave.
- The Criminologist - An Expert: It's just a jump to the left.
- All: And then a step to the right!
- The Criminologist - An Expert: With your hands on your hips...
- All: You bring your knees in tight! But it's the pelvic thrust / That really drives you insane / Let's do the time warp again!
- The Criminologist - An Expert: And so, by some extraordinary coincidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. But it was to be in a situation which none of them would have possibly foreseen. And just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted... forbidden fruit. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals, and some persuasion. What further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the floor show that is spoken of? In an empty house? In the middle of the night? What diabolical plan had been shaped by Frank's crazed imagination? What indeed? From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be no picnic.