John Beck credited as playing...
Moonpie
- Moonpie: What do you want books for? Look, Johnny, if you wanna learn somethin', just get a Corporate Teacher to come and teach it to ya'. Use yer Privilege Card.
- Moonpie: So, we got two games left. Guess who we play first? Tokyo! Who'da thought they'd make it to the playoffs?
- Jonathan E.: They're good. They got the old samurai spirit.
- Moonpie: Yeah, but they're only about this tall.
- Jonathan E.: Yeah, well, two or three little things make one big thing. They're liable to climb all over you and eat your lunch!
- Moonpie: I can't get on a man-to-man basis with a pygmy or an Oriental.
- Girl in Library: There must be some mistake. The books you've ordered are classified and have been transcribed and summarized.
- Jonathan E.: Who summarizes them?
- Girl in Library: I suppose the computer summarizes them.
- Moonpie: What do you need books for?
- Jonathan E.: I just want to study up on some things.
- Girl in Library: You could go to the Computer Center where the real librarians transcribe the books. But we have all the edited versions in our catalog. Anything I think you'd want.
- Jonathan E.: Well, I see that this is not a library and you are really not a librarian.
- Girl in Library: I'm only a clerk. That's right. I'm sorry about it, really.
- Jonathan E.: And the books are really in Computer Banks being summarized. Where is that?
- Girl in Library: Well, there is a Computer Bank in Washington. The biggest is in Geneva. That's a nice place to visit. I guess that's where all the books are now.
- Moonpie: If there's anything I love, it's the Luxury Centers. When I get my Privilege Card, I know what I'm gonna get me, too. A secretary!