Ernest Thomas credited as playing...
Roger 'Raj' Thomas
- Roger Thomas: Maria, would you like to dance?
- Maria: I don't know any of your dancing.
- Roger Thomas: Just stick with me, I'm an expert.
- [begins dancing erratically, poorly to music]
- Maria: [confused and unable to follow Roger's erratic dance] What do you call this dance?
- Dee Thomas: The "Funky Clutz!"
- Shirley Wilson: Okay, Raj, that'll be ninety-five cents please.
- Roger Thomas: Here's a dollar and you can keep the change.
- Shirley Wilson: Oh, Raj gave me a nickel! Not four pennies but a nickel! Raj gave the kid a nickel!
- Roger Thomas: Here's an extra dime.
- Shirley Wilson: Thank you very much there.
- [Raj is pretending to be ill with memory loss for a practical joke on Dee]
- Roger Thomas: I'm just going to go feed the cat...
- Dee Thomas: We don't have a cat.
- Roger Thomas: We don't? But what happened to the cat?
- Dee Thomas: We never *had* a cat!
- Roger Thomas: Then what's that playing in the bathtub with the pony?
- Dee Thomas: Oh, *Raj*.
- Roger Thomas: I'm going to go turn in.
- Dee Thomas: Okay, say hi to the pony for me.
- Roger Thomas: I will. You're such a nice little boy.
- Fred 'Rerun' Stubbs: Ralph represents all that which is good, and pure - Ralph is a head... of lettuce.
- Roger Thomas: You worship a HEAD OF LETTUCE?
- [Dwayne hangs Rerun's pants over his IV bag]
- Fred 'Rerun' Stubbs: Dwayne, you hung my pants on my dinner.
- [Dwayne looks confused but says nothing]
- Roger Thomas: See this here tube, it goes straight down to Rerun's arm.
- Dwayne Nelson: You mean they're feeding his arm? Does his mouth know about that?