Marjoe Gortner credited as playing...
Lyle Wheeler
- Lyle Wheeler: What do you think, Slick?
- Slick Callahan: I vote we head down to Old Mexico just as soon as we can.
- Pearl Baker: Well, that sounds great. I'd love a taco right now.
- Lyle Wheeler: The difference between self defense and deliberately killing someone in front of a witness is the difference between good and evil, you dummy!
- Lyle Wheeler: What do you think you're sittin' on, right now?
- Essie Beaumont: Vinyl!
- Lyle Wheeler: Wrong. That is 100% genuine cowhide. It breathes. It keeps your fanny cool.
- Lyle Wheeler: Now it's - dust to dust - and ash to ash. It might not be the best deal in the world; but, it's the only one we're ever going to get. So, we might as well learn to live with it.
- Magic Ray: Tell me, Lyle, what is it that makes you fight the pigs the way you do?
- Lyle Wheeler: Oh, it was just an accident. Kind of, one thing lead to another.
- Magic Ray: Oh, you mean you didn't set out to start no revolution?
- Lyle Wheeler: No, no, no. I just hit the road, that's all. And the country just kind of rose up and smacked me up side the face.
- Lyle Wheeler: It's never too late. You gotta have dreams and persistence. That's the most important thing. You keep doin' what you want and workin' at it, pretty soon, you're the best. If you believe in yourself.
- Lyle Wheeler: You kinda remind me of somebody.
- Bobbie Jo Baker: Linda Ronstadt.
- Lyle Wheeler: Is she your idol?
- Bobbie Jo Baker: Kinda. Who's yours?
- Lyle Wheeler: Billy the Kid.
- Lyle Wheeler: Well, what do we got now? A little threesome?
- Bobbie Jo Baker: Come on, Lyle. Lighten it up.
- Essie Beaumont: Wow, man, don't be so up tight, you know. Do whatever comes naturally.