Brad Savage credited as playing...
Philip
- Eugene Striden: It'll be a... a play for the ages!
- Philip: [excitedly] Ooh, will there be potato salad?
- Philip: [last lines of the film] ... You wouldn't remember me.
- [Philip runs away to the beach, crying while Dierdre calls out his name]
- Eugene Striden: Reputation... that's a very grown-up word.
- Philip: [solemnly, sounding wise beyond his years] So's 'dying'.
- [Philip runs into the woods before Eugene an reply]
- Philip: On Deirdre's impending death: My mother says you may linger for a while.
- Deirdre Striden: Your mother's a fat bitch.
- Ruth Striden: Deirdre!
- Philip: Oh, that's OK. My daddy's always calling her that.
- Philip: [while lying there at the beach in Nova Scotia, hand-in-hand with Deirdre] I hope sex is as nice as this!
- Philip: [Philip sees Deirdre painting her face with makeup to make herself look like an old hag on purpose] Wow, you look SEXY!
- Eugene Striden: It'll be a play about...
- [in unison with Philip]
- Philip: ...REPUTATION!
- [Eugene hugs Philip and spins around with him in the sunshine]

