Black Cobra

Eva Nera (1976), directed by Joe D'Amato, attempts to weave an exotic tapestry of erotic adventure and intrigue but ultimately falls short of its ambitions. The film's premise, centering on the illicit and seductive allure of Southeast Asia, offers ample potential for a thrilling narrative. Unfortunately, despite the lush, picturesque settings and the tantalizing promise of forbidden romance, the story stumbles in its execution. The plot, which follows Eva (played by Laura Gemser) and her journey through a world of smuggling and seduction, often feels disjointed and underdeveloped, leaving viewers with more questions than answers.

The performances in Eva Nera are a mixed bag. Laura Gemser, known for her work in the Emanuelle series, brings a certain enigmatic charm to her role. However, the supporting cast fails to rise to her level, delivering lackluster and sometimes wooden performances that detract from the film's overall impact. The chemistry between the characters, which is crucial in a film of this nature, often feels forced and unconvincing, further distancing the audience from the unfolding drama.

One of the film's notable aspects is its cinematography. The exotic locales are captured with a vividness that highlights the natural beauty of the settings, providing a visually stimulating backdrop for the narrative. However, even this strength is undermined by inconsistent editing and pacing issues. At times, scenes drag on unnecessarily, while crucial plot points are glossed over, disrupting the flow and leaving the viewer feeling disengaged. The music score, while attempting to heighten the sense of eroticism and adventure, occasionally feels out of sync with the on-screen action, adding to the overall sense of disarray.

In conclusion, Eva Nera is a film that promises much but delivers little. Despite its alluring premise and visually appealing settings, it is hampered by a weak script, uneven performances, and poor pacing. For fans of Laura Gemser or those intrigued by 1970s erotic adventure films, it might hold some nostalgic value.

Quite simply a cinematic treasure that will never get the exposure it so richly deserves. Jack Palance gives quite simply his best ever performance by a country mile in the role of Judas. Palance breathes an awkward and devilishly creepy life into the snake obsessed sleaze Judas. His own fabulous performance crackles magically against Gabriele Tinti's Jules, his jealous and treacherous, even creepier, sociopathic brother.The film is intended as soft porn but works wonderfully as comedy, whenever I need a laugh this guarantee's it. It works woefully on just about any level. If you expect any kind of sexual excitement from Erotic Eva, look elsewhere. The superb score by Umiliani adds essential 70s style and character. The whole film centers around the brothers attempt to gain the affections of bisexual snake dancer Eva, played by the painfully skinny real life wife of Gabriele Tinti, Laura Gemser. The film is filled with magical dialogue, always involving Jack Palance. His spine twitchingly awkward seduction scenes with Gemser, and his subliminally hate filled smarm drenched chats with Jules are truly worthy of legendary status. Fast forward through the attempts at porn, except the scene with the prematurely ejaculating Japanese businessman. In short cheesier than a cheese puff factory, and as amusing and entertaining as cinema gets.

Black Cobra (1976)

* 1/2 (out of 4)

Joe D'Amato directed film about a shy, lonely man (Jack Palance) living in Hong Kong where his only friends are his pet snakes. One night his brother takes him to a strip joint where he sees a beautiful woman (Laura Gemser) putting on a dance with a snake. He moves the woman in but soon someone starts killing off her lesbian friends. The killer doesn't know the woman is a Goddess to snakes. Like many other D'Amato/Gemser films, this one here basically leaves the plot behind in favor of the beautiful actress walking around in the nude and carrying out various lesbian scenes. Gemser is also fun to watch (when she's naked) but the story here is pretty dull and lifeless. Palance must have really been down on his luck at the time.

Black Cobra is directed by filth king Joe D'amato, edited by fellow trashmeister Bruno Mattei, stars gorgeous Asian sexpot Laura Gemser, and even features future Oscar winner Jack Palance in a key role, and yet despite this massive potential (particularly for deviancy), the film blows it by being thoroughly bland for most of its running time. With a story revolving around poisonous snakes, erotic dancing, and revenge, this could and should have been so much more sleazy.

Naturally, the frequent full frontal nudity from Gemser prevented me from switching off in disgust (or rather, lack of disgust), but the soft-core action soon became rather tedious, with Gemser delivering loads of the self gratification and girl on girl action that we can always rely on, but nothing out of the ordinary (I find it hard to believe I'm saying this, but the copious bare flesh actually got boring).

Admittedly, there are a couple of scenes that manage to register slightly on the sleazeometer—a rather amusing strip scene in a lesbian bar that gets the clientele frisky, and a live snake being chopped up and fried for lunch—but most of the action falls way short of what I have come to expect from my Italian trash. The biggest cop-out is the finale—Gemser's revenge on the man who killed her lover—that involves the insertion of a cobra up the jacksy, but which is satisfied to simply suggest the nastiness.

Strangely, the film is also known as Emanuelle Goes Japanese, despite no character of that name going anywhere near Japan (Gemser's character is called Eva and the film is set entirely in Hong Kong).

I should have known better. I was actually expecting this film to be a combination of mystery, drama and horror. I knew from the box cover that there would be nudity. What I didn't know was that the nudity is the main feature of the movie. The movie has several nude women and many nude scenes. That would be OK if there was at least a stronger plot and a little bit more reason for making this movie other than showing skin. I know this type of film may have it's followers but even if viewed as a skin flick, it's boring and even a bit humorous. It was made in 1976. At that time it may have been exciting but compared to milder, soft porn movies of today, this would have to be classified as very mild, to the point of being almost dull. This movie was just too long for so few meaningful scenes. I can't think of any good reason for watching this film other than to have a nostalgic look at a 70s nudie flick.