Art Marino credited as playing...
Eddie
- Eddie: Let's stop putzin' around now. Give us an idea.
- Harry Schechter: Alright, you want an idea? I'll give you an idea. Oh, Jesus Christ, what an idea!
- Benny: Well, what is it?
- Harry Schechter: You ready?
- Eddie: We're ready, already.
- Harry Schechter: We are going to make the first - porno - musical.
- Eddie: You got to stick to the original timetable. You got two weeks to shoot this masterpiece.
- Harry Schechter: Two weeks? For a musical? Two weeks? What?
- Benny: Don't sweat it, Harry. You did "Kiss My Boots" is three days.
- Harry Schechter: That had eight lines of dialogue and seventeen orgasms. This is a musical! A musical movie.
- Eddie: Two weeks, Harry. You know the deal. You go over schedule, you go over budget, we take over the studio. You're out.