Darren McGavin credited as playing...
- Duke: [to Carolyn] What kind of a mother are you? Spread out all over the world! You can't raise your kids long distance, or by teachers, a maid, or a grouchy grandpa!
- Bert: Or a Bert! Your kids are a real handful you know!
- Carolyn: And what would you know about raising my children?
- Duke: Mrs. Osborne, we have just spent three straight days with your kids. When was the last time you did the same?
- Duke, Jay: [in a cab] Take off, driver.
- [look at each other]
- Duke: This cab is taken!
- Tracy: Of course it's taken. We're taking it.
- Duke: [to Carolyn] Your children are looking for attention and affection and they're going to get it from anybody they can, even two 'kind of' kidnappers.
- Tracy: This, I believe, is called a Jimmy. And this is a pick for locks.
- Duke: Give me that!
- Bert: [hears sirens] THEY'RE HERE, IT'S THE COPS!
- Duke: It's fire engines, and they're passing by.
