Robin Askwith credited as playing...
Ray Fay
- Ray Fay: Lazanga where they do the Konga?
- Luce Habit: Our destination, where no Englishman has ever set foot!
- Ray Fay: Why has no Englishman ever set foot there?
- Luce Habit: Full of Australians.
- Ray Fay: My God!
- Native guides: Kong kong kong kong kong kong! Kong kong kong kong kong kong!
- Ray Fay: They keep saying "Kong kong kong kong kong kong".
- Luce Habit: Yes, that's true.
- Ray Fay: Well, do you think this has some underlying meaning or symbolism or social significance?
- Luce Habit: Perhaps it's a secret code.
- Ray Fay: Maybe it's another language.
- Luce Habit: Aha, you are clever. But since I speak all native languages and they speak Unga Bunga, a language popular in many old movies and the only language spoken on Lazanga where they do the Konga, I can safely say that "Kong kong kong kong kong kong kong" has no particular significance as either a noun or a verb.
- Ray Fay: Oh, shit.
- Native guides: Kong kong kong kong kong kong!
- Ray Fay: Maybe it's not "Kong kong kong kong kong kong" that they're saying. Maybe it's just the word "Kong", repeated six times!
- Luce Habit: My God! You really are clever!
- High priestess: Unga bunga banga wanga. Him we like for making Konga.
- [points at Ray]
- Luce Habit: Sanga banga wanga danga! Him? No! But I pay you much to see Konga.
- High priestess: Siga miga figa! Biga! Yaka buga huga!
- Ray Fay: What's she saying?
- Luce Habit: She said: "No!". Suga muga buga friga baruga.
- High priestess: Yaka buga. Que sera sera...
- Ray Fay: What's that?
- Luce Habit: She says she wants you because you look like Doris Day.
- Ray Fay: Who's he?