Jonathan Munk credited as playing...
Alvy - Age 9
- Doctor in Brooklyn: Why are you depressed, Alvy?
- Alvy's Mom: Tell Dr. Flicker.
- [Young Alvy sits, his head down - his mother answers for him]
- Alvy's Mom: It's something he read.
- Doctor in Brooklyn: Something he read, huh?
- Alvy at 9: [his head still down] The universe is expanding.
- Doctor in Brooklyn: The universe is expanding?
- Alvy at 9: Well, the universe is everything, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything!
- Alvy's Mom: What is that your business?
- [she turns back to the doctor]
- Alvy's Mom: He stopped doing his homework!
- Alvy at 9: What's the point?
- Alvy's Mom: What has the universe got to do with it? You're here in Brooklyn! Brooklyn is not expanding!
- Doctor in Brooklyn: It won't be expanding for billions of years yet, Alvy. And we've gotta try to enjoy ourselves while we're here!
- Alvy Singer: In 1942 I had already discovered women.
- [Young Alvy kisses girl in school]
- Alvy's Classmate: Yecch. He kissed me, he kissed me. Yecch.
- Miss Reed: That's the second time this month. Step up here.
- Alvy at 9: What'd I do?
- Miss Reed: Step up here.
- Alvy at 9: What did I do?
- Miss Reed: You should be ashamed of yourself.
- Alvy Singer: Why? I was just expressing a healthy sexual curiosity.
- Miss Reed: Six year old boys don't have girls on their minds.
- Alvy Singer: I did.
- Alvy's Classmate: For God's sake, Alvy, even Freud speaks of a latency period.
- Alvy Singer: Well, I never had a latency period. I can't help it.