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The Absent-Minded Waiter

  • 1977
  • G
  • 7m
IMDb RATING
7.3/10
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The Absent-Minded Waiter (1977)
ComedyShort

Bernie Cates requests the services of the most absent-minded waiter he's ever seen, who pours water before setting the glasses, endlessly repeats questions, brings wrong orders, and ruins ev... Read allBernie Cates requests the services of the most absent-minded waiter he's ever seen, who pours water before setting the glasses, endlessly repeats questions, brings wrong orders, and ruins everything- but the bill.Bernie Cates requests the services of the most absent-minded waiter he's ever seen, who pours water before setting the glasses, endlessly repeats questions, brings wrong orders, and ruins everything- but the bill.

  • Director
    • Carl Gottlieb
  • Writer
    • Steve Martin
  • Stars
    • Steve Martin
    • Buck Henry
    • Teri Garr
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    7.3/10
    862
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Carl Gottlieb
    • Writer
      • Steve Martin
    • Stars
      • Steve Martin
      • Buck Henry
      • Teri Garr
    • 13User reviews
    • 1Critic review
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Nominated for 1 Oscar
      • 1 nomination total

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    Steve Martin
    Steve Martin
    • Steven
    Buck Henry
    Buck Henry
    • Bernie Cates
    Teri Garr
    Teri Garr
    • Susan Cates
    Ivor Barry
    Ivor Barry
    • Carl
    Naomi Stevens
    Naomi Stevens
    • Naomi
    Peter Elbling
    Peter Elbling
    • Cook #1
    Kurt Taylor
    • Cook
    Beans Morocco
    • Cook
    • (as Dan Barrows)
    • Director
      • Carl Gottlieb
    • Writer
      • Steve Martin
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    8redryan64

    Top Laugh Maker, Lost in Largely Outmoded Short Subjets Field.

    When we "go to the show" in these 21st Century times, we typically go to a multi-screen,super theatre, which is usually part of a big, national chain. We usually see but one movie, preceded by lotsa trailers. Before these 'previews of coming attractions', we, the movie going public, can count on viewing seemingly countless commercials. Everything from the latest cola sensations to local real estate lady is hawked.

    In years past, there were many different types of movie shown at the cinema, which were one screen operations and typically located in the neighborhood business district. In addition to the Feature,one would see several different kinds of film, which depended on day and time.Travelogs,Newsreels, Cartoons and Serial Chapters were examples of program content. Also a format that thrived from the earliest days of film right up to the 1950's was the Comedy Short.

    THE ABSENT MINDED WAITER is a fine example of a sort of throw back to those zany, illogical but always laugh making little films. Just like so many of those comedy series, ABSENT MINDED showcases the talents and comic routines of a comedian which was conceived as a live set piece, then honed, fine tuned and perfected in front of a live audience. No matter if the venue was Vaudiville or a modern Comedy Club. It could be the English Music Hall or today's Las Vegas.

    Steve Martin tried something different with his ABSENT MINDED WAITER. He succeeded, but in a field (Short Subjects, usually 1 to 3 reels long)which is greatly diminished from its former status. Whereas now a short like this is a real,reel novelty; at one time, some performers lived there almost exclusively.

    We're sure that had Mr.Martin been around in "the Old Days", he would have been right up there with Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, W.C. Fields, The Marxes, Laurel & Hardy, The Stooges,Joe McDoakes, etc.,etc.,etc...........
    9tavm

    Steve Martin, Buck Henry, and Teri Garr provide plenty of good laughs in this short, The Absent-Minded Waiter

    While I had previously seen this short on a VHS tape called "Steve Martin Live" which also had his concert show on it, that was 20 years ago and it's only now that I got to watch this again on YouTube. Martin wrote this and stars as the title character who is oblivious to his short-term memory and the people who he serves. Teri Garr and Buck Henry are a couple who order his table, actually it's Henry who specifically orders to be where Steven serves as he knows him. We don't find out why till the end. I'll stop there and just say this is very funny when these three are on screen together and this was very worthy of the Oscar it was nominated for. And kudos for Carl Gottlieb for the direction as well. So on that note, I highly recommend The Absent-Minded Waiter.
    9trashymcjunkbox-1

    Hilarious, quintessential Steve Martin & Buck Henry comedy

    I saw this as a kid and it remains one of my favorite shorts of all-time. The script by Buck Henry is the best kind of smart/stupid comedy, the set-up of the main gag is patient and well-constructed, and the performances by Steve Martin, Buck Henry, and Terry Gar are pitch perfect. I believe it was nominated, and may have won, the Oscar for best live action short film. If you are a fan of either Steve Martin or Buck Henry, you should go out of your way to find this semi obscure gem.
    10aprile22

    Pure Martin

    This is the kind of genius timing that Steve Martin is known for. The scene, however small, is a great example of the perfection of Martin's early stuff. Elements: Timing, extenuating circumstances, through line, immediacy, wonderful tactics, very clear obstacles and a perfect sense of doing it for the first time.
    10patrickzollar-627-484732

    Steve Martin

    Silly, irreverent, entertainment. It's sole purpose is to make people laugh. There's nothing profound here. It's simply funny. That's all.

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    • Trivia
      This short film was shown at Steve Martin's stand-up shows before Martin went on stage.
    • Quotes

      Steven, The Waiter: All right, here's your drink order. One-two-three-four-five-six martinis, and your lard omelet.

    • Crazy credits
      The Paramount mountain fades right into a plate of mashed potatoes.
    • Connections
      Edited into Homage to Steve (1984)

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    • Release date
      • July 13, 1977 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Ein Kellner wie der Gast ihn liebt
    • Production companies
      • Paramount Pictures
      • Aspen Film Society
      • Aspen Film Society
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    • Runtime
      • 7m
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Mono

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