The Absent-Minded Waiter

Early on in his fame, Steve Martin gave massive credit to Jerry Lewis' style of zaniness. The Absent-Minded Waiter is an obvious homage to Lewis' wacko style, and a superb one at that.

Pundits will say it's little more than an extended early-"Saturday Night Live" sketch--"SNL" vet Buck Henry even has a major role--but for sheerly silly laughs, it can't be beat. Martin plays the most moronic waiter ever hired for a restaurant. Henry plays a war-veteran of AMW's shenanigans who brings his wife (Garr) to the restaurant for a crash course. It's no-hold-barred craziness, and since it lasts only seven minutes, it's just long enough to be hilarious and not unbearable.

Martin and fellow writer Carl Gottlieb obviously hit pay dirt a couple of years later with The Jerk, but this is an extremely funny warm-up for that feature. (In fact, Martin used it as a prologue for his live stand-up act for years.) It's been released on video, so search hard for it--it's worth the while.

A couple arrive at a fine dining establishment and specifically ask for the table serviced by "Steven" (Steve Martin). This man can barely hold his pencil up the right way and the ensuing service is shambolic at best. Not unreasonably, she (Teri Garr) isn't very impressed with her husband (Buck Henry) for suggesting this place but he's clearly got a plan - and it could be the gift that keeps on giving. We had a slew of compendium sketch shows in the UK in the 1970s and this would have fitted easily within one of them, only not at what seemed quite a long seven minutes. It's just too ridiculous on just about every level, and isn't really very funny either. Not really for me, sorry.

This 7 minute short reminded me of Pixar's Oscar winning Ratatouille, which too had a clumsy waiter named Linguini who turned out to be the only heir of the restaurant's dead owner. Well, Steve Martin is no one's heir in this skit and therefore I really wondered how a restaurant managed to retain his services in spite of his maladroitness. Would it not have been much funnier had his character been the restaurant owner's son or relative? I think I would have.

The Absent Minded Waiter is not hard to follow: it is a pretty simply sketch displaying an absent minded waiter's complete idiosyncrasy in dealing with the restaurant patrons. If Steven (played by Martin) were your waiter, you would be really unlucky till he gets your bill. The catch is that if you are able to endure him till he gets your bill, you may get really lucky.

There are some funny moments here, such as Steven missing to light Susan Cates' cigar each time he passes her. But it would have been funnier to add some more situations: such as Steven being the boss' relative or Steven realizing his own mistakes yet repeating them or having the other waiters keep an eye on Steven. The sketch could have had some shining double entendre gags between Steven and bombshell Susan's character. Sadly, there are no such situations and we only get a few chuckles throughout.

The Absent Minded Waiter is a bit of a miss; replace Steve Martin with Rowan Atkinson of Mr. Bean fame and this would have been a gem of a comedy.

Verdict: Predictable situations and Underutilized situations Make The Absent Minded Waiter An Average Comedy

Silly, irreverent, entertainment. It's sole purpose is to make people laugh. There's nothing profound here. It's simply funny. That's all.

I saw this as a kid and it remains one of my favorite shorts of all-time. The script by Buck Henry is the best kind of smart/stupid comedy, the set-up of the main gag is patient and well-constructed, and the performances by Steve Martin, Buck Henry, and Terry Gar are pitch perfect. I believe it was nominated, and may have won, the Oscar for best live action short film. If you are a fan of either Steve Martin or Buck Henry, you should go out of your way to find this semi obscure gem.