Jeffrey Louis Starr credited as playing...
Mike Engelberg
- Mike Engelberg: [after a huge fight between Carmen and Tanner, Engelberg is on the phone with KFC] Hey, what do you mean biscuits and coleslaw are extra?
- Mike Engelberg: Hey Kelly can we make another stop?
- Kelly Leak: Engelberg can't you just...
- Mike Engelberg: Look it happens I can't control things like this...
- Mike Engelberg: [entire Bears team singing] Won't your mother be disgusted when she finds her son is busted, footprint on the dashboard upside down, yee haw! Won't she scream in your ear when she finds you with that beer, grinin' and a stumblin all around yee haw!