Karen Dahle credited as playing...
Linda the Schoolteacher • Chicken #3
- Child: What came first, Mr. Kluger: the chicken or the egg?
- S.D. Kluger: Girls, if you please.
- Chicken #1: Really? What a question to ask us!
- Chicken #2: I mean, did you ever!
- [chuckles]
- Chicken #3: Let's tell it like it was, girls.
- Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3: [singing] What came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What a silly riddle! / Just like asking who came first: / The pussycat or the fiddle.
- Chicken #2: The chicken was first, that we can prove / With a little Bible lesson: / When Noah took the animals on the ark, / That sure fixed the progression!
- Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3: How 'bout what came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What's there to agree on? / Just like asking who came first: / The fountain or Ponce de León.
- Chicken #2: There was no egg aboard that ark, / Just a Mr. and Mrs. Chicken! / When the water dried out, they hatched an egg, / That should make the plot unthicken.
- Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3: How 'bout what came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What a crazy query! / Just like asking who came first: / The cow or Mrs. O'Leary. / Yeah! / What came first, / The chicken or the egg? / Now it's not a mystery:
- Chicken #1: The chicken was first...
- Chicken #3: The egg was last.
- Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3: And that's writ down in history!
- Gadzooks: This for me?
- Chicken #1: Now you can be all nicely dressed for Easter, Honey Bear.
- Chicken #2: Sweetie Pie.
- Chicken #3: Sugar Love.
- Chicken #1: What are you doing? Who's going to eat all those eggs?
- Chicken #2: Make mine three minutes. Oh, what am I saying? Oh my!
- Chicken #3: I can't bear to watch a month's work boiled!
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Well, I'm boiling them so they won't get broken on the trip over the Big Rock Mountain.
- Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3: Solid, man!
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Egg-xactly!