John David Carson credited as playing...
Joe Morrison
- Coreen Bradford: You know, when I met you on the boat, I didn't like you very much.
- Joe Morrison: That's not exactly a surprise.
- Coreen Bradford: Well, I don't know, I guess I just thought you were one of those macho phony types, you know? The kind whose brains fall out every time he unzips his fly.
- Joe Morrison: I've got a job that pays $30,000 a year. I've got a two-bedroom condominium, I've got a $10,000 sports car, I've got a wife, and I've got a four year-old kid - thinks I'm God. How's that?
- Coreen Bradford: That's terrific. Fabulous. Look, I was just trying to tell you that I've changed my mind about not liking you. That's all.
- Joe Morrison: Hmph. Forget it. I'm a 'bad' investment.
- Coreen Bradford: And why do you say that?
- Joe Morrison: Because the, um... $30,000 a year job went in the toilet last year. And the sports car needs an overhaul. And my 'wife' is an ex-wife who is, uh, doing me for back support. My kid won't even talk to me on the phone.
- Coreen Bradford: What about your condominium?
- Joe Morrison: [Clinks his plastic drink cup with his fingernail] It's plastic. Just like everything else.